Beat those drums like they're Susan B. Anthony

Hello LiveJournal!

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 23:00:37 GMT

Well, well, well, maybe we should hook up sometime.

Mon, 12 Sep 2005 06:22:12 GMT

I play basketball
Tonight I played basketball, my teammates were infuriated with me, but they weren't vocal about it, I could tell they were ticked off however, because they were very physical. They threw the basketball into my nose repeatedly and forcibly pulled down my pants. After they got tired of my resistance they beat the shit out of me and wouldn't stop until feeces came out of my anus, they were disgusted. And so was I.
'I deserve it, I deserve it'
I don't think I'm goign to play basketball for awhile.

web-site is so much work but its so much fun. I love getting drafts from my writers, that's really what motivates me.
We average about 20 unique hits a day. The internet is so weird, who are these people?

I think the Faint is starting to wear off on me, I saw it happening the day I started listening to them.

Coalesce's final show was fucking amazing, and its the first time I really heard them. The guitar was a level 37 Sage and he rocked like one. God damn my mom has my camera, what a photo glutton!

Take care kids.

Tue, 06 Sep 2005 20:45:25 GMT

Oh my god,
http://www.thedailycomics.com/ArticleArchive/article2.htm
I laugh every time I read this.

That kind of makes me a bad person, my bad.

I'm at a coffee shop right now, how hip is THAT?

Mon, 05 Sep 2005 02:08:26 GMT

I'm losing weight lately, but my diet is really all ramen, how does that make sense?
unless string of ramen are acctually delicious parasites...I should by all means getting fat.
Well, I chalk it up beyond
(thanks Jesus!)

Writing for the Kansan newspaper comics might suck, I'm glad my friend Max is doing it with me though.
We will destory them humouristically.

I think the world is pretty sometimes.

my sister gave me a vintage polarid camera for my birthday. I gave her an electric guitar like she wanted.
Our family is a trade organization.

Right now there's a date going on in front of me, the dude has a goatee and the chick is hot.
THE DUDE HAS A GOATEE AND THE CHICK IS HOT.
She's obviously not into it, maybe I should swoop in...
what do you think?

Mon, 01 Aug 2005 14:37:19 GMT

I'm gone to SF two thousand and five.
new #:785-979-0356.
I'm indifferent to ya'll!

Intonation, Pretty much.

Thu, 21 Jul 2005 20:32:04 GMT

This story pretty much tells itself.

We set out for 'the Lincoln State' (thank you, road trip US map trivia 'game')

We were waved down pretty soon by this gentleman, it was cool though, he just wanted to wave at us.
And smile.

that's right, :) :) :) :) forever :)

We didn't really want to, but the traffic flow forced us off at Cumming, it seems everybody was getting off there.

Get it? Getting off. Just wanted to make sure you're all with me, I hope we're with me now, lets go.

We stopped at an ice cream parlor called Screamers. Lauren Reed vs. Micheal Boles are talking about how many punches they would take to see the Decemberists. Especially Boles, he was going off his shit. They were pretty excited.

Here's me and Philip talking about how exciting the Lauren Reed vs Micheal Boles conversation was.

We ride the train to the park, you can't see, but Micheal Boles was counting his money, he was doing this all week.

and I guess its this...

Tons and Tons of these, you don't care.

Most importantly...

I FINALLY MET THE ACE!

And the Ace's sister too...I guess.

'WHY AIN'T I IN THE FUCKING PHOTOS, YOU GUYS DON'T WANT ME IN THE PHOTOS? I COULD BE IN THE PHOTOS! FUCK YOU GUYS!'

Lastly...

If I ever have a daughter, I'd want her to be just like Sarah, so I could marry her.

Y'all come back real soon now!

Ever get the feeling the tip of your tits are being suckled?

Wed, 06 Jul 2005 17:29:18 GMT

Upon closer inspection in the Movie Closer (hahahahahah), Natalie Portman isn't nearly as hot without her stable hairstyle. Which lead me to thinking hair is the most under-rated attribute that will get you far in life. Yeah, I know what you mean, I wouldn't hire a fat girl with good hair, but at the same time I wouldn't hire skinny girl with bad hair. Lets not worry about it, if you read this LJ you're most likely pretty hot.

There's some hot girls on internet porn, I think that's pretty cool.

Oh yeah, Intonation!
Me and Lauren are going, I wish she would pay for half my car check-up, but I haven't asked her yet. Which is exactly why I wrote this prose...
Lauren Reed hello
sometimes the car, bellos.
Please pay for half the car check-up.

This is a weird comic, its a good thing I drew it, otherwise I wouldn't get it.
(web site should be up by August).